people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.